rocker310: stylishirish: horain: stylishirish: this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil. it was a mechanical pencil You may...
rhydonmyhardon: the first few months of my blog never happened what are you talking about
burgrs: i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is goin g because i did not
heartcramp: Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun. But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be...
Friend: What's your type?
Me: Famous or fictional.
if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
mrrightandmrbubble: Wakey wakey, eggs ‘n’ bac-ey
use-just-once-and-destroy: you’re in high school again you’re in high school again you’re in high school again you’re in high school again you’re in high school again you’re in high school again you’re in high school again YOURE IN HIGH SCHOOL AGAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHhhHhiieeeeee NO RECESS